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[Dec. 30th, 2008|11:08 pm] |
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this one is by way of Skype. I leave it running even though I don't use it and my microphone sucks so hard, it has an adapter for its adapter.
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[6:32:34 PM] OLARENWAJU says: I am of the Senate committee So?in the National Assembly of Nigeria. I wasn't aware Niveria had a functioning government. I am searching for a profitable investment Aren't we all? business, we can both go into a joint partnership I'm not getting married to you, you asshole investment businessif "businessif" --- someone needs a proofreader! you so wish. You can send me a proposal for a viable long-term investment Ok, how's this, I send a proposal for you to be skinned, one eyeball layer at a time? either a regular income-producing investment Like gay manatee porn or a long-term investment. like gay manatee porn.
PROPOSITION 8: I have the sum of US$18.000,000,00 it's worth more than Nigeria money, why give it away? that I intend to transfer overseas because you stole it through the assistance of a foreign partner. because foreigners are easier to scam This money came as a result of Over provision in the budget for unclaimed pension and you didn't pocket it like a normal politician would? Shame on you :P and accident insurance. All payments have been made to beneficiaries leaving behind the over budgeted amount of $18.000,000,00 which you could use to rebuild Nigeria which is deposited in the Nigeria Deposit Bank. Is there such a bank?
I have agreed to transfer the funds for private use namely, scamming others and investment purposes with your forced help. I am contacting you to stand in as the unwitting idiot as the beneficiary to process this fund into your custody. As soon as you are forced to consent to this I will immediately send you forged title documents to the fund in your name so you can make a phony claim for it.I will provide you with 30% of nothing for assisting me and 10% of nothing to be set aside for reimbursement for expenses we force you to make at gunpoint that may arise during the process of robbing you blind concluding the transaction. The transferred will follow laid down procedures namely 100% for me and nothing for you if you know what is good for you. I await your response. Fuck You.
Senator Ganiyu Solomon Senator Imamo ron.
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Too good to pass up the opportunity.
i've got THREE people now clambering for a Spore post. I'm 95% considering deleting my game and reinstalling, though (if I haven't used up the last install, that is...) because I want Earth back and to start from Cell rather than Space.
i had a dream last night that ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) the_bassman abandoned me at the terminal in Orlando. WTF. Fuck you, brain.
Aegis J. Hyena, signing off, over and out. |
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Spam on Skype? As in audio? Geez.
Nope, I don't use my mic. It was chat spam.
I'll have pics up tomorrow of a more wooden theme for Sag. | |
